14 Parenting Tweets ALL Parents Can Sadly Relate To

1. Father's Day card

3yo (in bathroom): Mummy, can I put this sticker on Daddy's card?
Me (in bed): Yes.
3yo: Will he love it?
Me: Yes. pic.twitter.com/TJepUORQwH

— Sarah Dempster (@Dempster2000) June 21, 2015

2. Rock stars

Flyer for 7's band.They've already broken up 3 times & no one can play an instrument. Obviously, the next big thing. pic.twitter.com/qCNC0LpA9F

— Amy Dillon (@amydillon) May 20, 2016

3. "Butt"

My 1st grader wrote an entire essay about him & his brother making each other laugh by saying "butt" & I'm so proud. pic.twitter.com/Plvd0kVJrM

— Amy Dillon (@amydillon) May 7, 2016

4. Celery never tastes good. EVER.

4-year-old: Why do you go to work?

Me: They pay me a salary.

4-year-old:

Me:

4-year-old: I don't even like celery.

— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) February 28, 2015

5. Cereal

If you wait long enough to make dinner, everyone will just eat cereal.

It's science.

— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) August 6, 2014

6. Am I sick?

I put my symptoms into WebMD & it turns out I just have kids.

— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) March 7, 2016

7. Modern day technology fail.

"Momma there's something wrong with this iPad." -2yo playing with etch-a-sketch.

— carly kimmel (@carlykimmel) March 15, 2014

8. Couch

Kid: What's this?
Me: A napkin holder
K: What's a napkin?
M: You wipe your hands on it when they're dirty
K: You mean like the couch?
M: ...

— Marlebean (@Marlebean) March 23, 2015

9. Yogurt struggles

It's hard to establish yourself as a wise authority figure in front of your kids when you're struggling to open their tubes of yogurt.

— Wendy S. (@maughammom) April 15, 2015

10. Waxing

My son is "waxing" one of his Hot Wheels with a piece of Scotch tape, because "isn't this what you do when you wax your legs, Mommy?"

— Sarah del Rio (@est1975blog) March 11, 2015

11. Pacifiers goodbye

"He melted his last two pacifiers in the toaster oven this morning."
Submitted By: Kelly O.
Location: Michigan, USA pic.twitter.com/mm118IGrEA

— ReasonsMySonIsCrying (@ReasonsMySonCry) March 1, 2016

12. Cut his own hair

"Reason My Son Is Crying: He cut his own hair.
Reason I'm Crying: Family pictures are Tuesday."
- Kourtney in Iowa pic.twitter.com/ogimuVZGQq

— ReasonsMySonIsCrying (@ReasonsMySonCry) November 29, 2015

13. Hide the tape

1. Buy tape
2. Hide tape from kids
3. Need tape
4. Can't find tape
5. Ask kids where I hid the tape
6. Repeat

— Wendy S. (@maughammom) June 23, 2016

14. Mac'n Cheese to save the day

"Reason my daughter stopped crying:
I let her hold the 'Mac & Cheese'."

Submitted By: Sarah D.
Location: Denver, CO pic.twitter.com/iFz4QmJ1M0

— ReasonsMySonIsCrying (@ReasonsMySonCry) April 29, 2016