1. The system is a bit sluggish
2. I'll admit — it's cheesy
3. Somebody get the hare net
4. Dishing out puns
5. At least it's not board
6. When you're vegetarian but you miss bacon
7. Sparks are bound to fly with at least one of them
8. This one has me rollin'
9. London Bridge is on its way too
10. There's room on that counter for both of them
11. And a roll on a napkin
12. He must have broken his legs
13. You'd better lettuce check
14. They say I'm not ripe for you, but I'll still ketchup
15. It's better than regular rap water
16. That's not as humerus as it could have been
17. At least he got to keep his own case
18. Maybe All can Gain some Xtra sales now
Don't be shellfish; share these puns with your friends.
