I don't know why you would ever want to use any of these. But dads do. I apologize in advance.

Here they are:

1. Just pull over please

2. Why

3. Stahhp

4. No more

5. Don't

6. Please

7. That's it

8. I'm done

9. I quit

10. It does

11. Ha ... ha

12. And there was never a reply

13. How long has he been waiting for this moment?

14. Thanks, Dad

15. That poor child

16. Quickly climbing the list of reasons marriages fail

17. This one isn't so bad

18. This one is

19. Gets up, leaves

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