20 Shower Thoughts That Will Mess With Your Head

1. This is a great idea

I want to learn to read braille so that I can read in bed at night when my eyes are too heavy to stay open.#showerthoughts

— Shower Thoughts (@Thoughts4Shower) April 23, 2016

2. This is a little disturbing

The leather jacket I've been wearing for 10 years has been worn longer by me than the cow that it came from.#ShowerThoughts

— Showerthoughts (@rShowerThoughts) April 23, 2016

3. Mind blown

Every book you have ever read is just a different combination of 26 letters.

— Shower Thoughts (@ShowersIdeas) April 9, 2016

4. Why, indeed

Forever wondering why the word "forty" isn't spelled like "fourty" #showerthoughts

— Karlee Kline (@KarleeKline7) May 1, 2016

5. Turns out, I cry a lot

Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and that makes you sad #showerthoughts

— mario camanos (@camanosmario) April 28, 2016

6. I've got to know

Are people from Niger also Nigerians? #showerthoughts

— Sir Octi Vazquez (@OctVazquez) April 23, 2016

7. John Smith

Kids that are being born now will have terrible choices in email addresses #showerthoughts

— Tom Klimes (@TomKlimes) April 23, 2016

8. It makes sense

If life is just one big dream then I probably peed the bed a lot#showerthoughts

— Shower Thoughts (@Thoughts4Shower) April 23, 2016

9. I've never seen it happen

Can snakes move backwards? #ShowerThoughts

— Joseph Cannings (@JosephCannings) April 22, 2016

10. Lifespans, man

'If you're over 30, you were alive before every dog in the world.' ? I never read Reddit but that just blew my mind #showerthoughts

— Zoë Brunswick (@zoyysauce) April 22, 2016

11. You'd think it would figure some things out

Isn't it weird that we have 1 hand that does everything and another that just sits there like "I can't even hold a pencil" #showerthoughts

— Nicole Parks (@nicolerparks) April 22, 2016

12. Whaaaat

@Jbouv3 beef jerky is just a cow raisin #showerthoughts

— tristan (@TristanHighfill) April 21, 2016

13. You just need a horse

Can we just acknowledge how hysterical these are? #showerthoughts pic.twitter.com/nvXcmyFVFz

— Meg Mooney (@megangrace_92) April 20, 2016

14. It's so crazy it just might work

What if a human bite turns zombies back to normal but no one in the apocalypse has ever tried it. #ShowerThoughts pic.twitter.com/1BBURLTPTF

— Shower Thoughts (@WeirdMindImages) April 18, 2016

15. Makes me want a nickname, like a Viking war cry

Asking for someone's name is just asking what noise you should make to attract their attention #ShowerThoughts

— World and Science (@WorldAndScience) April 17, 2016

16. I guess it could happen

Because telescopes work using mirrors, we will never know if space is full of space vampires. #Showerthoughts

— Not so Real 1Channel (@real1channel) April 16, 2016

17. This is rather inspirational

I wonder how many people out there would be the best in the world at something they've never thought of trying.

— Shower Thoughts (@TheWeirdWorld) April 20, 2016

18. Somebody should study this

do crabs think fish are flying?

— Shower Thoughts (@ShowersIdeas) April 18, 2016

19. T. Swift is just a space-time designer

Art is how we decorate space; Music is how we decorate time.

— Shower Thoughts (@HeisNotAllowed) February 28, 2016

20. "Fire is on your hair"

Nothing is on fire, fire is on things #showerthoughts

— Aakash Bathija (@kash99801) April 11, 2016