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Amazon wins the battle for having the craziest and most worthless items for sale, but there is something about the chance to buy a pet rock with its own walking leash that makes me giddy with excitement. I am currently cutting down on my meals this month so that I can afford to buy all of this awesomeness.

1. A pet rock, includes its own walking leash

It's so cute and cuddly!

Buy it for $14.25

2. Inflatable unicorn horn for cats

Who doesn't wish their cat was a unicorn every once in a while?

Buy it for $6.50

3. A nickel from 2003

Only $3.95 plus $4.49 shipping! This nickel is definitely worth the asking price.

Buy it for $3.95

4. Handerpants

Because, why not?

Buy it for $13.29

5. Unicorn meat

Delicious ...?

Buy it for $16.25

6. Instant underpants

This is probably a great gag gift.

Buy it for $5.38

7. Bacon flavored toothpaste

I hear it's delicious!

Buy it for $5.39

8. Marshmallow Mateys marshmallows

My morning bowl of cereal will never be the same. Yum.

Buy it for $11.01

9. Potty putter

They make this sound like so much fun.

Buy it for $9.95

10. Woman with an inhaler peel and stick wall decal

This will instantly take care of the awkward empty wall space.

Buy it for $22.98

11. Asian man peel and stick wall decal

As will this.

Buy it for $27.98

12. Man glitter

Buy it for $3.00

13. Crazy cat lady action figure set

G.I. Joes are out and crazy cat lady action figures are in.

Buy it for $10.50

14. Horse head mask

These really are all the rage right now.

Buy it for $8.95

15. Ben & Jerry's pint combination lock protector

I am still a fan of good old fashioned sticky notes, but this takes protecting your food to the next level.

Buy it for $24.58

16. The face blanket

I think that hole is big enough to breathe through.

Buy it for $9.99

17. Look and feel Canadian breath spray

Who doesn't want to look and feel Canadian?

Buy it for $5.49

18. Nothing

There is always that one person who asks for nothing on their birthday.

Buy it for $7.99

I know these things are fabulous, so remember to shop wisely and buy them all before they sell out!